Sex, guns, drugs, violence — and that’s just in the splash screen. Yes, folks, Grand Theft Auto III is now available on Android as part of Rockstar Games’ 10th anniverssary celebration of the game. It’s been optimized for touchscreens. But if you’ve got an Android device that suppports USB controllers, you can rock one of them as well. (And Rockstar’s promising support soon for the Galaxy Nexus.

It’ll cost you $4.99 and a few hours of your life. We’ve got download links after the break.